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Posted 19 hours ago
  1. in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
  2. ordering at a restaurant: please i the soup want
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Posted 20 hours ago

donkeykongcountry2:

“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

(Source: megaman2)

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Posted 20 hours ago

fuckoffcats:

THE AMOUNT OF THINGS I HAVE TO DO AND I’M SITTING HERE REFRESHING MY FUCKING DASHBOARD OVER AND OVER AGAIN I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

(Source: heathermorris)

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Posted 20 hours ago

redkiteslongnights:

handsome-squidward:

gameandwatch:

natsugay:

For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music is only from contemporary times then just remember that mozart wrote a song called lick my ass

Proof for those of us that are unaware

I’m crying listen to it

This is the best thing. *cackle*

(Source: ryoutashota)

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Posted 20 hours ago

If Yahoo actually takes a second to look at Tumblr, maybe they’ll realize they’re just buying a bunch of porn

immortal-complexity:

the-alchemist-ed:

think twice Yahoo—

image

think. twice.

For the love of God, signal boost this if possible.

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Posted 20 hours ago

bloodyoathmate:

Plot Twist: Tumblr buys Yahoo and deletes it

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Posted 20 hours ago
Zoom

(Source: methamphetaminiac)

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Posted 20 hours ago
  1. Real Life: Assume straight until proven gay.
  2. Tumblr: Assume gay until proven straight.
  3. Fandom: Assume Gay even if proven straight
  4. Sherlock: Gay until gay, gay, gay, gay.
  5. Supernatural: Gay, gay, gay, angel, gay, winchester, gay.
  6. Glee: Gay, gay, gay, gay, GAY, gay, GAY, double gay, gay.
  7. Merlin: Gay, gay, gay, magic, gay, gay, medieval stuff, gay.
  8. Avengers: gay, gay, gay, superhero stuff, gay gay gay.
  9. Torchwood: Bisexual, gay, bisexual, omnisexual, bisexual, gay
  10. Doctor Who: DO WEEEEEEE DOOOO
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jordandrobson: blua: Let’s go swimming: Rainbow Pool, Madrid, Spain i need to go here before i die.

jordandrobson:

blua:

Let’s go swimming: Rainbow Pool, Madrid, Spain

i need to go here before i die.

(Source: mashaorlov)

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Posted 1 day ago
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tastefullyoffensive:

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