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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I would like to pay my bills with my somewhat artistic flair. Instead, I sleep.</description><title>The Annoying Washing Machine</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @theannoyingwashingmachine)</generator><link>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>yamisnuffles:

tsukahime:

apocalypticash:

teabird-n7:

reyairia...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f3f0b5f2686fa608a4dc6ba172a7979f/tumblr_mn8qlhsye71qlsxe4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dbd8e12f224307923d065c73cbd7bc89/tumblr_mn8qlhsye71qlsxe4o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yamisnuffles.tumblr.com/post/51161723620/tsukahime-apocalypticash-teabird-n7"&gt;yamisnuffles&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tsukahime.tumblr.com/post/51159910910/apocalypticash-teabird-n7-reyairia"&gt;tsukahime&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://apocalypticash.tumblr.com/post/51151373207/teabird-n7-reyairia-girlhitsdrum-a-friend"&gt;apocalypticash&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teabird-n7.tumblr.com/post/51144301724/reyairia-girlhitsdrum-a-friend-of-mine-is"&gt;teabird-n7&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reyairia.tumblr.com/post/51135764836/girlhitsdrum-a-friend-of-mine-is-going-to"&gt;reyairia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://girlhitsdrum.tumblr.com/post/51135661120/a-friend-of-mine-is-going-to-comic-con-in-phx-this"&gt;girlhitsdrum&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A friend of mine is going to Comic-con in PHX this weekend with this bad-ass Garrus costume.  So freakin’ talented! She told me to tell Tumblr that if anyone wanted to see more pics and info on this, they should check in at Red Nebula Studios (&lt;a href="http://www.rednebulastudios.com/"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.rednebulastudios.com/"&gt;http://www.rednebulastudios.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)  where she’ll post more after the Con…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HOLY FUCKING CALIBRATIONS.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;whoa. WHoa. WHOa. WHOA. WHOA!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My brain just fucking exploded. This is perfect!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I SAW THIS ON DA, AND I’M STILL SWOONING. SO.GOOD.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;O_O I thought it was a poster or something at first.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51169391374</link><guid>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51169391374</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 23:25:17 +0300</pubDate></item><item><title>When you're having an argument with your parents and they look away</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sydonie-calvert.tumblr.com/post/51133290354/when-youre-having-an-argument-with-your-parents-and"&gt;sydonie-calvert&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/58765262c087041a0cde671c291c23c2/tumblr_inline_mn8n9ee1Li1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51160488539</link><guid>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51160488539</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 21:09:23 +0300</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/607a470b93a5a3b76e015f1f0c4d95df/tumblr_mhrltwTROM1rluumyo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51159998882</link><guid>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51159998882</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 21:00:49 +0300</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5bba88330823fddf5a2daf114b333b67/tumblr_ml9lejJbMD1qbumrto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51159864336</link><guid>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51159864336</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 20:58:25 +0300</pubDate></item><item><title>Hah.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9cf2930cbcd84ae47a46501c718b159d/tumblr_mn9j6v3NyQ1r3enfxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hah.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51159785076</link><guid>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51159785076</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 20:56:55 +0300</pubDate><category>sherlock</category><category>benedict cumberbatch</category><category>dashboard</category><category>screencap</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/07d56253c0ee8338745623c2f61b15ed/tumblr_mfelztXzal1qasdemo1_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/14c6d303bdb006f62e5e4e8441260a8d/tumblr_mfelztXzal1qasdemo2_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51153093758</link><guid>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51153093758</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 18:53:49 +0300</pubDate></item><item><title>You know that stage in a break up where you&amp;#8217;re kind of over it but not really and you know you...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;You know that stage in a break up where you&amp;#8217;re kind of over it but not really and you know you wouldn&amp;#8217;t start it up again because it would never be the same but you&amp;#8217;d give anything to be able to go back to before it happened? It sucks because there&amp;#8217;s no realistic solution that makes you feel better.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51100095536</link><guid>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51100095536</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 01:20:47 +0300</pubDate><category>relationships</category><category>break up</category><category>heartache</category><category>and pringles</category></item><item><title>moniquill:

mscoolcat:

This dog could not give any less of a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b32e0c8c5d5fa29fd88e3968a9939159/tumblr_mlptbiaDCg1rjcfxro1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://moniquill.tumblr.com/post/49619427282/mscoolcat-this-dog-could-not-give-any-less-of-a"&gt;moniquill&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mscoolcat.tumblr.com/post/49590692216/this-dog-could-not-give-any-less-of-a-fuck"&gt;mscoolcat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This dog could not give any less of a fuck.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kitten: I shall groom you, friend dog!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kitten: I have made a tactical error.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51099941596</link><guid>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51099941596</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 01:18:45 +0300</pubDate></item><item><title>vegkid:

The night before the world was supposed to end, you and I got drunk and went out dancing. ...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vegkid.tumblr.com/post/42619928133/the-night-before-the-world-was-supposed-to-end"&gt;vegkid&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The night before the world was supposed to end, you and I got drunk and went out dancing. &lt;br/&gt; I almost loved you until the end of the world.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51099823168</link><guid>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51099823168</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 01:17:11 +0300</pubDate></item><item><title>vegkid:

I have 2 emotions, crying and eating a burrito
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vegkid.tumblr.com/post/49952677153/i-have-2-emotions-crying-and-eating-a-burrito"&gt;vegkid&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have 2 emotions, crying and eating a burrito&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51099812011</link><guid>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51099812011</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 01:17:02 +0300</pubDate></item><item><title>No, I&amp;#8217;m not being pissy because I&amp;#8217;m on my period. I&amp;#8217;m sad because I have no job,...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;No, I&amp;#8217;m not being pissy because I&amp;#8217;m on my period. I&amp;#8217;m sad because I have no job, no money, no friends, and no options at all.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51096186988</link><guid>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51096186988</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 00:29:34 +0300</pubDate><category>period</category><category>pms</category></item><item><title>zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zackisontumblr.tumblr.com/post/50858025667"&gt;zackisontumblr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I now have a valid reason to have a child.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51086929984</link><guid>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51086929984</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 22:25:19 +0300</pubDate></item><item><title>tobuildaholmes:

the-lioness-rampant:

satanmoriarty:

eiyoko:

What if our actual lives involve...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tobuildaholmes.tumblr.com/post/50540995360/the-lioness-rampant-satanmoriarty-eiyoko"&gt;tobuildaholmes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-lioness-rampant.tumblr.com/post/47114739914/satanmoriarty-eiyoko-what-if-our-actual"&gt;the-lioness-rampant&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://satanmoriarty.tumblr.com/post/47100780960"&gt;satanmoriarty&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eiyoko.tumblr.com/post/47057568301/what-if-our-actual-lives-involve-saving-the-world"&gt;eiyoko&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What if our &lt;em&gt;actual&lt;/em&gt; lives involve saving the world with our friends and doing really epic stuff&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but in this dimension we’re in someone’s high school AU fanfiction or something&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;well what a shitty fanfiction this is&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it doesn’t even have smut&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it’s just angst and tragedy&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51083064261</link><guid>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51083064261</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 21:24:10 +0300</pubDate></item><item><title>oodinary:

coporolight:

starfleetgrad:

CAN I PRETEND THAT HE’S...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbfz3onLVX1ra8x1ao1_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oodinary.tumblr.com/post/49402091525/coporolight-starfleetgrad-can-i-pretend-that"&gt;oodinary&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://coporolight.tumblr.com/post/46871627247/starfleetgrad-can-i-pretend-that-hes-just-seen"&gt;coporolight&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://starfleetgrad.tumblr.com/post/32970645597/can-i-pretend-that-hes-just-seen-me-come-down-the"&gt;starfleetgrad&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;CAN I PRETEND THAT HE’S JUST SEEN ME COME DOWN THE STEPS IN A GORGEOUS DRESS? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s baaaaaack !&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My Masterpiece is back&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fuck yeah&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I would die to have a guy look at me like this&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;bonus points if he is as beautiful as Tom&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Avoid this gif if you’re listening to Hinder’s &lt;em&gt;Better than me&lt;/em&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51082031131</link><guid>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51082031131</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 21:06:09 +0300</pubDate></item><item><title>"I mean, you put ten socks in the washing machine and only seven come out. Where do they go? I’ll..."</title><description>“I mean, you put ten socks in the washing machine and only seven come out. Where do they go? I’ll tell you another thing and all, you take the machine apart and they ain’t in it neither”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Stuart (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://seashell-sails.tumblr.com/"&gt;seashell-sails&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51071545015</link><guid>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51071545015</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:47:58 +0300</pubDate></item><item><title>misscoco:

rosalarian:

Periods, you no longer impress me. I am...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29yzu42re1qbtxv8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29yzu42re1qbtxv8o2_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29yzu42re1qbtxv8o3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29yzu42re1qbtxv8o4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29yzu42re1qbtxv8o5_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://misscoco.tumblr.com/post/21071543119/rosalarian-periods-you-no-longer-impress-me-i"&gt;misscoco&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rosalarian.tumblr.com/post/20850427163/periods-you-no-longer-impress-me-i-am-bleeding"&gt;rosalarian&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, &lt;strong&gt;WHATEVER&lt;/strong&gt;. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51063734349</link><guid>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51063734349</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 14:37:01 +0300</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mchbgxci2w1qa5etko1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mchbgxci2w1qa5etko2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51063658492</link><guid>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51063658492</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 14:34:47 +0300</pubDate></item><item><title>tomhiddled:

we still have the books! :D
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3ad7095d5d8c852d80eb26d990713f52/tumblr_mmorl2k0KD1qzhnmco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tomhiddled.tumblr.com/post/51062500892/we-still-have-the-books-d"&gt;tomhiddled&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;we still have the books! :D&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51063509416</link><guid>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51063509416</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 14:30:33 +0300</pubDate></item><item><title>Every time someone posts about &amp;#8220;STID&amp;#8221;, all I can think is Sexually Transmitted...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Every time someone posts about &amp;#8220;STID&amp;#8221;, all I can think is &lt;strong&gt;S&lt;/strong&gt;exually &lt;strong&gt;T&lt;/strong&gt;ransmitted &lt;strong&gt;I&lt;/strong&gt;nfections / &lt;strong&gt;D&lt;/strong&gt;iseases&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51015461249</link><guid>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51015461249</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 00:20:47 +0300</pubDate><category>star trek into darkness</category><category>STID</category><category>std</category></item><item><title>csillaglakat:

I love this man. He is so cute....</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8pH-ESuWmzk?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://csillaglakat.tumblr.com/post/51010555933/i-love-this-man-he-is-so-cute"&gt;csillaglakat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I love this man. He is so cute. #BenedictCumberbatch&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51013140859</link><guid>http://theannoyingwashingmachine.tumblr.com/post/51013140859</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:50:55 +0300</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
